Tuesday, May 30, 2006

watch out



I don't watch American Idol because I don't like karaoke.

I don't watch E.R., C.S.I., or 24 because I like words in my titles.

I don't watch Desperate Housewives because I don't like soap operas.

I do watch the Apprentice, but I'm not sure why???

I don't watch sunsets because I'm a guy and I forget that they happen just about every night.

I do watch the clock, because I want to show up on time.

I don't watch clowns, because they kind of creep me out.

I do watch mimes because it's fun to think of my friend Courtney doing mimery (it's a word) on the means streets of Chicago (or chi-town as Romey would call it)

I watch Griff when he's hearing about a surprise and gets all excited, because that's the best.

I watch Annie when she's laughing really hard or being funny, because that's also the best.

I watch Coop as he takes a few steps and then falls.

I watch golf when Tiger Woods is playing, because like all the Red Sox fans that have popped up in the last couple of years...I love riding the bandwagon.

I watch Seinfeld re-runs even though I've seen them all 27 times.

I watch for awkward moments throughout my day...and love them.

I don't watch Fear Factor because eating gross food while wearing a thong isn't something I like to watch.

I probably ought to think through the stuff I watch and don't watch. Or better yet, I ought to think through the stuff I tend to focus on...

Phil. 4:8 Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

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