some ideas, words, expressions and things continue to puzzle me...Ink Pen - do we still need to call it that?
Fashion Model - A friend of mine called a model a fashion model the other day...kind of struck me as funny. As though if he'd said, "she's a model" we would have wondered, "I wonder if he means a model airplane, or a model student or a fashion model?"
eye glasses - you never hear anyone say glasses without figuring out what they mean. "I can't find my glasses" "do you mean you can't find the glasses that you fill with a liquid and drink out of?"
Jim Rome - he has full 5 second gaps of silence on his show, he doesn't talk to people (unless he's sucking up to his athlete guests) and he just has people call in and read a couple paragraphs about C-bus crashing at the slam dig wit the trip to his crib...that is whack....war the c-town cropdusters - out!" Huh? Seriously? People listen to this?
Anyone who doesn't love the collective works of:
Mr Bob Saget (Sags)
Mr. David Hasslehoff
All of the great Carmens (Carmen the incredible singer/actor, Carmen San Diego, Carmen the opera, Carmen Electra - triple threat, Dancer, Actress, Marry-er of Dave Navarro, Carmen Miranda - that's a real person, right?)
I don't get why Ed was cancelled.
I don't get why cheese makes me feel so icky and tastes so good.
I don't get why my lawn hates me.
I don't understand why Steve hasn't written pages 3 and 4 of "Grads" yet.
I don't get the appeal of most winter olympic sports.
I'm still struggling with stucco, mustache's, the color of most of the houses in Miami, why people use pencils, why we don't have a national day of The Office, why the NAACP still keeps the CP, astro turf, the D.H., or why the Pirates are so freaking bad at baseball.
If anyone can explain any of these things...
the reason for the DH is to prolong the careers of over-the-hill sluggers so that they can make a couple more million while injecting themselves with horse DNA and eradicate the records of the guys who played the game the right way. the pirates are bad because they don't have jim leyland. go tigers. war the edmonton spoilers. rudd out.
ReplyDeletemurph...in all seriousnes...you gotta take this show on the road. you are entertainment personified!
ReplyDeleteFirst, I love Jim Rome. I am, indeed, a clone. The Smackoff is tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteSecond, I have been too busy advancing the Kingdom of God (and making out with girls) to write anything.
Rome is a freaking idiot that wouldn't know how to talk about something intelligent if it rose up and bit his pompous, overpaid, overused. arrogant, smelly ass. The pirates suck because they spend less money on payroll then they recieve in luxury tax money which means they hire people who groove fastballs over the plate that look bigger than Jim Rome's ego. Someone else has already touched on the DH, and Steve will have to talk for himself since I've never met him and now I am just procrastinating.
ReplyDeleteOut.