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Sometimes I wonder why some people like grapes and some people don't...
I wonder why some people not only don't hate cats....but go out of their way to house, feed and care for them
I wonder why Griffin asks me the same question 7 times, fully expecting a different answer on the 7th try
I wonder if Dr. Pepper was an MD or a PHD...
I wonder why they took Ed off the air
I wonder why people high five
I wonder what we should name child #3 (girl)
I wonder why I think about things that I can't possibly influence
I wonder why there are 66 books in the Bible and not a 67th entitled "things you'll want to know in a few thousand years"
I wonder if Dave Wolfenberger dances when he sings at home
I wonder why my lawn is so sparse
I wonder why I use word like "sparse"
I wonder why Fuller doesn't write books
I wonder why clowns freak me out
I wonder why people pay to see Riverdance
I wonder why the Steelers have only won 5 Super Bowls
I wonder why more people don't go by the nickname "Buck" any more
I wonder why people get so mad when I write anything with the Steelers in it
I just wonder...that's all...
I wonder why it burns when I pee.
ReplyDeletesarcastic Steve is back!
ReplyDeletewelcome back my young friend with the bathroom difficulties...
I wonder if people know that I dance at home when I am singing? Oh crap did I think that outloud!?! Oh no I didn't. I just typed it and posted it on the world wide web. Luckily it was just this blog so my secret is still safe.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in the middle there was a real question and the answer is:
Shawn
Wow. How confusing would that be? "Come here Sean/Shawn[?] I need to change your diaper. Not you honey, I'm talking to your father."
Oh yeah I love me some 7th grade humor.
Shawn, of course, is a misspelling of the name Sean - which is Gallic for John....some dumb American's decided to spell it phonetically...and it's a boy’s name.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough, my last boss had a dog name Murphy. Every once in a while he'd yell, "get off the couch Murphy!" and we'd both just kind of look at each other... "he's talking to you, you know"
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There is actually some guy on the Today Show or something named Sean who pronounces it "seen". I cringe everytime but I guess it's his prerogative to look stupid on national TV every morning.
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