Haikus by guest blogger Dan Kalbach

A Woman in Clifton Who Used My Dollar to Buy Crack

a haiku

Hey out-of-stater

Gotta get to Middletown

Got a couple bucks?

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Martin Lawrence

a haiku

My name is Martin

I'm crazy and I'm black, y'all!

Give me my Oscar

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Kixx

a haiku

A bland cereal

Kid tested, mother approved

Tastes like cardboard

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A Garbage Truck Backing Up Into A Horse-drawn Carriage

a haiku

Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep

Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep

Beep, Uh Oh! Smash! Neighhhhhhh!

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Family Feud

a haiku

Oh Richard Dawson

Contestant, pass or play now?

Stop making out with old grandmas you sick, filthy bastard