Who made the first pair of pants out of parachute material?
Who was the first person to "raise the roof" in public? (please stop, I'm begging you)
Who had the guts to cook the first egg...and then eat it?
Some things I think we'll be embarrassed about in 10 years:
Bluetooth phones that stick in your ear
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velcro on shoes
anything that glows in the dark and is wearable
Tara Reid
Astro Turf on porches
singing fish attached to basement walls
the fact that we had no idea who our neighbors were
the ratio of pizza places to homeless shelters
the irony of Pink singing about "stupid girls"
electric can openers (seriously, you can't twist a handle 7 times?)
People who sued for ridiculous reasons
Those people winning millions...and allowing the Home Shopping Channel to exist
Olympic Curling
Deep fried Snickers
canceling Ed
I don't need to wait 10 years to be embarrassed about those things.
ReplyDeleteI thought we already were embarrassed about the astro turf.
ReplyDeleteclearly, you haven't watched enough curling. its great.
and yes, canceling Ed is a grave mistake.