I imagine what a note from my 1989 self would look like.
Dear Sean Michael,
I've gotta ask you, are you serious about this Saget thing? I can never tell if you're just messing with us or if you really believe he's the J. Edgar Hoover of the entertainment world. Anyhow, I'm just wondering. I also have a few comments.
You seem to be on that fancy home computer a lot, it seems like maybe you ought to recall our days in the weight room and our time outdoors. Maybe worth a second look?
I'm not sure I'm all that fired up about the general condition of our car or our bank account, but both of those are probably salvageable with a little bit of effort. I really thought this flying car thing would have taken off by now...pardon the pun...you do still hate puns, right?
I see the Steelers have continued to dominate the National Football League, but what's up with the Pirates? I know it's not really a sport, but still...you'd think they'd at least try to put a decent team together. Remember 1979? We are family with Willie, Dave and Kent Tekulve? I guess those were the good old days for both of us...
I should get going...remember the weight room and maybe throw in the occasional salad...
-Murph
P.S. great job on the smoking hot wife
I agree with the whole baseball remark Murph of yesteryear. Any activity where you can chew tobacco and participate should not qualify as a sport. That axes baseball, Nascar, bowling, and .38 Special concert attending.
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When did Annie take up smoking?
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