I'm just sayin'

I never think of a restroom as a place of rest. I’m wondering how it ever got that name?

I wonder what the percentage is of kids who love clowns and if that negates the screaming night terrors of the kids who think they’re God’s way of punishing them for not hugging grandma?

I’m not sure that you could make a food product delicious enough to overcome the horrific smell emitted by a hard boiled egg.