I was watching the Rose Bowl (the softest sounding of all bowl games) and saw a commercial for the Master's golf tournament...which is in April. If you haven't checked the date of this post, check it now.
It's January. Early January.
My digital video recorder won't let me record something that's not happening for a quarter of a year. I asked it to and it just looked at me as if to say, "Do you even know if Tiger will be back by then?" The truth is, I didn't know what to tell it.
We live in perilous times my friends...perilous times...