I'm getting old

There was a time when I was sold on the spork.

What’s not to like?

It’s a fork – it’s a spoon – who really needs a knife?

Sadly I’ve become more consumeristic…or picky….or have just moved on.

I was excited to use a spork the other day. I hadn’t used one in years. I’ve talked them up – mentioned that the only reason I’d go to a KFC is because of the spork…but I just didn’t like it.

I blame myself…