I bought a new cellular telephone this week. The old one is no longer with us. It was a happy funeral.
Sadly I will miss all my old contacts. They're gone. I respond to every text message with, "now...who is this?"
I went AT & T, Cincinnati Bell, Verizon and Cricket.
Verizon has the best coverage, Cincinnati Bell has some decent plans, AT & T has...an overpriced phone, and Cricket made me run home to take a shower. They had a t-shirt on their wall (among many others) that said, "I fart on first dates". So there's that...
Apparently 3G is a big deal for these guys. Three of the four claimed the most users in Cincinnati (Verizon) and they all claimed the best customer service (Flavor's Eatery). Apparently it's a cutthroat competition among cellular telephone carriers.
I've stumbled upon a brilliant marketing for the little mom and pop company to take over the top position on the mobile phone market - 7G's. It's more than double the G's at the same price.
Seems so simple - more G's. We crave the G's and I think it's high time someone gave us those G's...the country is crying out for those darn things.
Think of the children...