Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Putt Putt in my living room

I used to walk the hallowed football/soccer field of State College High School and marvel at the feel of the fake grass.  Astro turf is very different from the days of the Bad News Bears.  This stuff comes complete with fake dirt and you could actually mow it (once).  It looks and feels just like the real thing.
So here's what I'm thinking.  Why shouldn't I carpet my house with this stuff?
Who doesn't like walking barefoot through the grass?
Who wouldn't want to practice their penalty kicks in the dining room?
Who doesn't want to play beans/bags/cornhole in their hallway?
Who doesn't want to play lawndarts anywhere?  Indoor or outdoor, those are the greatest.

You could vacuum with a rake.  You could chalk out of bounds lines for your kids.  You could paint the logo of your favorite football team in your bedroom.  You could tear some fake grass and throw it in the air to see what direction your ceiling fan is blowing.

Seems like a no-brainer.
You're welcome.


  1. this is the first good idea you've ever had.

  2. I really do think you're onto something here.

    What about making carpet out of whatever pedicures are made of? That's where your feet really want to be anyway, right?

    Make the inside of gloves out of Palmolive.

    The inside of hats out of the cool side of the pillow.

    Make the (insert own hilarious joke here).

  3. so when's installation taking place ? medium sized groupsters are willing to help.