homage to Kyle Cease

Sunny D - "bottling sunshine since 1964"

I checked the bottle - no sunshine. The bottle had more water than any other ingredient. Right behind water was high fructose corn syrup (which, by the way, Oprah says will kill you....how do you like that Proctor and Gamble?).

It's not enough to put fructose corn syrup in our fake orange juice? You have to put HIGH fructose corn syrup in just to rub it in our faces.

I was a Sunny D shill for one day of my life. I was working as a temp (jealous?) and they sent us to Kings Island with free t-shirts and a ton of cases of Sunny D to give out as samples. By the end of the day I was sick of fake orange juice and bees. On the flip side, I got to ride the vortex...so there's that.

Check the ingredients. Canola oil is in there.

Man am I thirsty. What do we have to drink mom? Well, we've got some water, diet coke, 2% milk and an ice cold bottle of canola oil!

Mom, why didn't you just say Canola oil - like I'm going to pick anything else.

Sunny D - bottling canola oil since 1964!