Tuesday, March 09, 2010

All that and half a bag

No offence Facebook, but I'd like to respectively decline your invitation for swedish meatballs, PuPu Platters or any other cafe world dish.

I appreciate the offer, but I'm not sure I like real farms...so I'm probably not going to milk a cow in Farmville.

It sounds tempting, but I won't raise a child in chocolate town Candyfield

I like where you're going, but I won't wrestle the Junkyard dog Wrestling Planet.

If my schedule wasn't so full, I'd probably consider kicking Pauly Shore in the elbow Kicksville...

I'm just not 100% sure I understand all of the intricacies of the Facebook.  I just had an invite to become a fan of "I bought a bag of chips, not a half bag of air".  There's apparently a group of fans that decided they needed to go public.  This is how social justice is achieved.  You start with a march, you refuse to move on the bus, you stop eating and chain yourself to an object...and then you start a fan page.

You're a fan of that?  You're fanatical about buying chips that are sealed in an airtight container?  OK


  1. I feel like all the air protects the chips in transport. My guess isnt that they under fill, but that they over package.........I just made a facebook group look silly.

  2. Aunt Peg4:15 PM

    I totally agree with you, SMM...better write this date down.