I had this little bump in my sock. Maybe it was in my shoe, or in my head....but I was pretty sure it was a sock issue. So I unlace, reach down and pull up the sock. What I'm hoping to do is pull it taut. That's sock 101. I want to put pressure on that bump and make him (I see it as a male bump) wish he'd just kept quiet.
And then I felt the sock rip.
Well that's a fine how do you do.
So now I'm unlacing, resocking and that cost me three minutes.
Time = Money. Money = Power (according to Diddy) Power = Influence. Influence = Authority.
My bump in my sock just cost me authority. For that he will pay. Oh sure, he's got me by the bootstrap...we're headed straight into sock season. What am I gonna do, wear flip flops and sandals all winter?