Wednesday, June 18, 2008

my promise to you

I'm going green with this blog.

Most people print up their blog posts on Styrofoam and display them around their air conditioned 10,000 square foot houses before they post them on the world wide webternet. Not this guy. I'm Green. Kermit Green. No printing on this blog - just pure electricity.

You probably didn't know this, but Joe's blog is made partially from baby seal hides. It's true. Not this guy's.

In fact, this might be the only blog you read this week that wasn't paid for by big oil.

Fuller took the month off to write his book on guess what? Air? Nope, on dead trees. How can you live with yourself Steven?

Every time someone clicks on one of my links, 12 miles of rain forest are dusted with a light misting of rain. Your welcome.

Every time you say to your workmates, "that Sean sure writes a darn good weblog" a puppy smiles.

It's true.

That's why I write - for the children...the innocent...that's what I'm about.

And if Brad continues to made malnourished Cambodian children create his blog in some sweaty basement, well that's up to him. I don't care if he writes his blog on the walls of an orphanage using aerosol spray paint...that's not what I'm about. I've moved past that. I've turned the corner.

As for me and my household, we will serve the good people of this fair city with dedication, hard work and a little thing I like to call spunk..


  1. I guess I should stop printing your blogs out and handing them out on street corners as tracks.

  2. Yeah, until I started following Brad's blog I had no idea that they made lead-based aerosol paints.