Here are a few things I'd recommend:
1. Rent 'The Big Chill'
2. Read the best chapter C.S. Lewis ever wrote
3. Watch 'The Office'
4. Babysit Griffin and take him to the pool
5. Eat U.D.F.'s Peanut Butter n' Chip ice cream
6. Listen to Dennis Miller's 'Off White Album'
7. Play a round of Frisbee Golf
8. Get Dave Wolfenberger to tell you the Bumper story
9. Resist the urge to buy a hammock
10. Spend $10 on someone you barely know
11. Take a day and only refer to people as "Pal" or "Big Red"
12. Fight apartheid and then kick the crap out of cancer
13. Re-enact the fight scenes from It's a wonderful life in front of your co-workers
14. Ask Jana what's her favorite movie of all time, and then stare up at the top of her head like she's got something horribly wrong with her hair - but keep insisting that you're just listening
15. Ask Dan Z. if he'll play William Tell with you, but you wanna go first
16. Sit next to Steve Fuller at sensitivity training and repeatedly stage whisper, "I told you you shouldn't say that in class" to him throughout the day.
17. Tell everyone that you're great great grandfather invented carpet and ask them if they'd like you to sign theirs.
18. Dress up like Kriss Kross for the day and jump jump
19. Take a sign that says, "Smith" on it to the airport - and give the first person you can find a ride home.
20. House a Festivus room at your church's Christmas party and see who wins the feats of strength.
Is it sad that I had to look up "Festivus"?
ReplyDeleteBut I do that thing with Jana and her hair. It IS fun.
you guys are going to give me SUCH a complex
ReplyDeleteand you forget that i have a gazillion fave movies and that we will be there all day ;)
Did you watch the new show with Gaffigan? TERRIBLE! When are we going to write our pilot?
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