how great are they?

Why is Chipotle the best?
2 things - they have a burrito that couldn't improve even with bacon.

-they're dining room has the feel of an underground bunker/fightclub

now let me tell you a story...

I was hanging out bench pressing and helping old ladies cross the street when I got a call.

Hello

Hello, is this Sean Michael Murphy?

Yup

Sean, you won our fishbowl drawing at Chipotle

excellent, what does that mean?

It means you are a lucky s.o.b. Sean

by s.o.b. do you mean Student of Bob Saget?

Umm...no

and what do I get?

You get four free burritos

excellent

And so I ordered four burritos, two bags of chips with salsa and three large cheese quesadillas (I was hungry) (and we were having friends over) (and quit judging my order)

So in theory I only have to pay for the non-burrito items, right?

Wrong - Chipotle doesn't play like that...it was all free.

Free like the air you breathe and the six pack ring holder things that come with your diet dr pepper and eventually choke dolphins...

and I love them...