Big Movie release party tonight. There are a couple of things you should know about this motion picture - Hitting the Nuts.
5. No animals were hurt in the making of this motion picture
6. When you get the best possible hand dealt to you in poker, you have just "hit the nuts"
7. What I'm saying is this isn't actually a reference to getting hit in your bathing suit parts
8. My friend Joe worked really hard on this, and it's pretty great to see someone's hard work pay off
9. It's for sale here.
9. The party is tonight at Go Bananas Comedy Club doors open at 7:30.
10. We're going to perform improvised comedy at the aforementioned club
11. You're invited