(just found out that tickets actually go on sale for individual movies tomorrow...and I'm dumb)
Some of you might be saying, "Sean, you're not the boss of me!"
Sure, I started out a little aggressive, but here's why I believe it's warranted:
1. I'm a sucker for movie theater popcorn
2. The more people go to movies, the fresher the popcorn
3. The more people who go to movies, the more Hollywood makes... and I'd like to help Hollywood...why?
A. They're the ones who produce the mechanism for sitting in a dark room while eating delicious popped corn
4. I'll be there and I'll help to demonstrate the proper amount of salt to be applied to the aforementioned pop corn.