Thursday, September 23, 2010
Fixing the economy
As far as retirement, don't worry about it - Social Security will take care of that for you. If there's one thing we can depend on when it comes to sound economic stewardship - it's the United States Government.
Having said that - how do I invest my money now Sean?
I'm looking at the New York Stock Exchange (way better than the New Jersey one) and every major publicly held company that controls a newspaper is down right now. Simple law of physics - what goes down must come back up. I see a BIG future for newspapers. Follow me....all the way to the bank!
Where should I get the money to invest in newspapers Sean? May I call you Sean?
Well some people call me Murph and some Sean Michael...but really anything you like.
O....K....um....so where should I get the money?
Right - Checks Cashed. They have one on almost every corner of a good city. They'll let you borrow money from them - it's simple.
So in short - you borrow money from Check Cashed - you put it into Newspapers - you get rich and buy a series of cars that turn into boats...and you live like the Huxtables!
at 8:43 AM