There have been enough people asking where I've been (you can shut down the "I'll punch a baby seal in the throat if Sean doesn't bring back his weblog" Facebook page now)
So I figured I'd let you know why I haven't been posting on the 'ol weblog.
Giving to the poor
apologizing to people for the United States involvement in Vietnam
rescuing dogs that still have homes (often neglected for the rescue efforts)
mentoring Michael Stipe
memorizing all of Tolstoy's work
constructing an ark and hoping to fill it with clowns that I can send somewhere
I'm kind of a big deal...