The Elect

Today is election day or, as I like to call it, Adults get to wear stickers day.

Wear an "I gave blood" sticker and suddenly your a hero on par with Sully Sullenberger, but try to wear a My Little Pony sticker to work.  You won't make that mistake twice.

An "I voted today" sticker - you're Abraham Lincoln changing the world.  One Hello Kitty sticker and your branded for the next decade.

I don't look at today so much as Election day as I look at it as "No more annoying robot phone calls from phony politicians Eve"

Looking forward to Wednesday...