I know the bravest person of all time was the first person to eat an egg.
I know that Mike Webster is the strongest man that ever lived.
I know that Mr. David Hasselhoff is the most talented (talks to cars, blondes, acts, sings, dances, plays volleyball like an olympian)
the funniest? Mike Chilcoaat
Best Story Teller? Dave Wolfenberger
Best speaker? Tony Evans, Mario Cuomo, Pat Goodman, Tony campolo....and you
Best Actor? John Malcovich
but....who is the:
Strangest?
Most original?
Coolest person since the Fonz?
Best action hero?
That guy who always says hi to me at church that has a beard, but no mustache?
Best Action Hero?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php
Whew. Now that we're all going to hell for watching that. How about this nominee for
"Creepiest Video Game since Grand Theft Auto"
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/12/MNG8TMU1KQ1.DTL&hw=left+behind&sn=001&sc=1000
My work here is done.
Ok. I'm having some fairly severe posting remorse. I just watched the Jesus Christ action figure promo again and just about vomitted at the high level of sacrilege.
ReplyDeletestrangest; John Mark Karr
ReplyDeletemost original: Charlie Kaufman
coolest: Jon Stewart or George Clooney (If it has to be a fictional character - Kermit)
coolest person since the Fonz...YOU of course!
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