Friday, December 29, 2006

New Years Resolutions

I'd like to take my one year old and 6 month old to more movies in '07

I'd like to offer up a Knuckle Sandwich to more cops next year.

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, and then once I've got all of their attention...I'd like to buy them a coke.

More Oprah

I'd like to watch more tv and read less

I'd like to create a half t-shirt that says "best" and another that says "friends!" and get Ron Palillo to wear one on the same day that I wear the other.

I'll high five someone each and every day. I'll create a secret handshake with Fuller and we'll be the only ones who know we're doing it.

I'm going to be two inches taller

I'd like to make Tuesdays "Amish Tuesdays"

I'll carry around my own spoon and taste test from other people's soup

I'm going to obsess about Jana

I will leapfrog Aaron Wright

Take three seconds off my 40 time

Dance, Dance, Dance

Follow Saget as he takes 1 Vs 100 on the road

I need to somehow add fiber to my diet cokes

Read Aunt Peg's two books (already polished off the first)

thumb wrestle Mr. T

Burn the bacon

Write a fan letter to Danny Bonaduce

Kick the can and can the kick

Turn more phrases around and have them not really make sense

Get a job spraying perfume on people at the mall

have a squirt gun fight with Dan Z and then learn how to spell his last name so I don't have to refer to him as "Dan Z"

race Annie through an obstacle course

say, "I told you so" more

win the lottery and then lose my ticket


  1. In communinist Russia, new year's resolutions make you.

  2. I want to go from a 36-32 to a 32-36, while still eating Chipotle 3 times a week.

  3. Drew I have never agreed with you more. In fact my friend Liz and I are trying to come up with a Chipotle diet reminiscent of the Subway diet...there has to be a way.

  4. Anonymous2:16 PM

    YES! Annie, I feel like we need to patent/copyright that idea before someone else takes it! hmm...time for me to do some legal research :)

  5. Anonymous4:07 PM

    I wanna pick my nose and my scabs more

  6. Anonymous,


    No, wait...what's the opposite of hilarious? Yeah, that.