Thursday, October 19, 2006

the greatest of all time


People give Tiger Woods way too much credit. On every list I've looked at, Tiger is ranked as the number one golfer in the world.

Apparently the PGA doesn't read the papers. North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is easily the greatest golfer, the world has ever seen.
Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Great Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

Tiger Woods has been playing his entire life and has never shot five aces in one round.

Tiger has won six consecutive PGA tournaments, but has never shot 38 under.

I can't even imagine how good Kim would be if he quit his day job and really hunkered down and focused on golf. The world might just be a better place...

4 comments:

  1. I wonder how he maneuvers around those windmills.

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  2. I've kept MY scorecard that PROVES that I've had 5 holes-in-one.........AND scored a 38, albeit, not 38 UNDER..

    of course, it was at Bart's Miniature Golf 30 years ago...and I believe there was some imbibing of some elixir at the time.

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  3. Let's not forget that the cup is ground zero at his last bomb test site. Kind of hard to miss a crater a mile & a half wide.

    Unless you play golf like me...

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  4. i hear he thought he could be a wildly successful entertainment entreprenuer as well. newsweek reports that he allegedly ordered the kidnapping of an actress from south korea who was to help build north korea's film industry...

    crazy guy + nuclear weapons = very scary world.

    i must admit that i do love the idea of redirecting the leader of a country the way you'd redirect a misbehaving little kid away from hitting other kids by giving him something to color. that's stellar. :)

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